Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
Yeah, hrt is kind of like that.
|—||every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)|
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
A sentence I never thought I would read
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.
Oh my fucking god
the turkey swiss on rye incident