Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

jchope:

cessadiaries:

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

"What is that mysterious clicking noise…?"

Seriously though, not only are these points brilliant but we definitely need a Ctrl+F spell or device for books and stuff =)

frlg:

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thanks

immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

are you gay or straight?
Anonymous