matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

christmasdixon:

daveesstrider:

joshverdi:

nicolejanelle:

APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door.
Not sorry for all the Zelda spam.

It better make the noise when you open it

The noise

guys
it makes the noise

christmasdixon:

daveesstrider:

joshverdi:

nicolejanelle:

APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door.

Not sorry for all the Zelda spam.

It better make the noise when you open it

The noise

guys

it makes the noise

mylemonginger:

So are the Beifongs the only people in the world with last names or

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

carryonstarkid:

Just watching Girl Meets World when I noticed something

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Take a closer look

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Sound Familiar?

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im not crying youre crying

thranduilgl:

Zuko becoming a judge so people can call him ‘your honor’

floozys:

i don’t get why everyone is fully aware that it isn’t alright for cis men to use misogynistic and transmisogynistic slurs but once they’re dressed in drag no one cares  

mcbitchtits:

HA